DEAR BUNNY MACINTOSH, 
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YOU ARE THE REASON MY AUNT HAD AN ABORTION ACCORDING TO HER SHE SAID THAT IT WAS BEXZ OF HER EX BOIFRIND BUT HE WAS LIKE THREE YEARS YOUNGER THAN HER EVEN THOUGH WE ARE THE SAME AGE AND HE WAS IN THE POLICE ACADAME INTIL HE HURT HIS LEG SO I HOPE YOU FEEL BAD 


-SHOWCASE 

Dear Showcase, 

Did you know that a standard number 2 pencil can write for just over 4 miles before you run out of pencil? 

Good luck in life! 

Best wishes, 
Bunny

SET AS WALLPAPER.

SET AS WALLPAPER.

Dads are attracted to the following women:

  1. The lady who used to sensually but casually talk about Overstock.com
  2. Dr. Melfi
  3. The Progressive girl
  4. Linda Carter

Moms are attracted to:

  1. Joel McHale
Fox Doing The Impossible

Fox Doing The Impossible

If anyone has the font “Ebisu” and wants to hook me up with a zip file, I’ll trade you for a surprise font! 

meltingdolls@gmail.com

From now on I am un-following anyone in my RSS feed who posts romantic or whimsical quotes. Chicken Soup for the I want to Push A Bunch of Teenagers Down The Stairs.

In 2003, my blog looked like THIS

Wayback machine is here to remind me that I need to pimp my blog back out with an orange arrow and hot pink text. IT NEEDS TO OCCUR. And some text: 

The other day at a Mexican restaurant, the waiter put down a Dr. Pepper and Coke in front of me and this one guy. Neither of us could tell which was the Coke and which was the Dr. Pepper which DEFINATLY PROVES THAT THE MATRIX IS REAL. 

WHICH DEFINITELY PROVES THAT I NEVER USED SPELL CHECK BUT STILL OFFERED THE KIND OF EFFORTLESS, SCIENTIFIC INSIGHTS THAT PROVE I AM TAPPED INTO THE UNIVERSE LIKE A MONKEY WITH A MONOLITH.

lp-op:

Do you love typography, funk and Atlanta native Cee-Lo Green? Do hate wasting hours a day because you can’t study typography, classic funk rhythms and Cee-Lo simultaneously? There’s got to be a better way!

Well fret no longer, because Cee-Lo has done did it for you. Watch it and enjoy. First person to guess the name of that font wins…. something.

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

50 plays

I hope your Sunday is pretty.

Happy Weekend.

Happy Weekend.

awww.

awww.

I watched Kick-Ass last night expecting a quirky, funny kid’s movie with indie leanings about people who dressed up like super heros. 

I was incorrect. Kick-Ass was a dark, visceral delight along the lines of Sin City or Old Boy. It was funny, cute, violent, sociopathic, and one of the best movies I’ve seen this year. I am ashamed of the fact that I almost skipped it. Nicolas Cage was so bad ass he made up for all of the stupid movies he’s done about stealing the Constitution.

Really that man’s actor decisions are a mystery to me. First he does ConAir, National Treasure 2, Face/Off and ruins Ghost Rider, then he busts out Weatherman, Kick-Ass and Adaptation. 

I’ve decided I like him anyway. He has the face of a dog that’s listening to you cry.

alanajoy: kick ⇆ push

alanajoy:

kick ⇆ push

Nanotech tea bag creates safe drinking water instantly, for less than a penny Go ahead, bring on the apocalypse.

Nanotech tea bag creates safe drinking water instantly, for less than a penny

Go ahead, bring on the apocalypse.

Scene Missing Magazine Movie Reviews

I love Jason Mallory’s movie reviews. While Rotten Tomatoes might be a convenient mathematical way to decide that you’re not going to see Knight and Day, Jason takes you on a personal journey through the retardation of Hollywood. I love it.