Ok, settle this argument: was “The Urkel Show” a real thing? I say yes! I remember the commercials! But I also understand the complications of human memory so I’m torn!

Imperial Trouble Episode 62: Misfits Series Three by IMPERIAL TROUBLE on JANUARY 25, 2012

Jason and Bunny discuss the third season of Misfits. Other topics include the sci-fi implications of the Steve Urkelverse, the new DC Comics logo, a Star Trek dream about Brent Spiner, Steve Guttenberg’s role in the movie Cocoon, and Jason’s reaction to the trailer for Mass Effect 3.

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dogboylovescake replied to your post: so, what happened to Amy?
This is very meaningful, but AT&T commercials make you cry. You’re a few stretch marks away from being a character on Dallas, my sweet friend, and that is why I love you.

Aaaaaannnd, dammit. Most people don’t have the power to call me out. I cried for you today, Dogboy. So suck it.

Alan’s parents are going to

losertakesall:

a born-again church sponsored marriage workshop called, and I can’t make this shit up, “Men are like waffles, women are like spaghetti.”

—- So now you know why I miss Amy so much.
so, what happened to Amy? — asked by Anonymous

This wonderful lass? She moved to San Fransisco and I miss her like mad. 

In our finest hour, we cut up pictures of babies and glued them to our unmentionables. We were unstoppable, both hideously depressed and very good at distracting eachother with eyeliner art, jokes, stupid parties, and inappropriate amounts of affection for someone you practically just met.

I will love her forever. She has a Tumblr here now, and she is as beautiful and hilarious and amazing as ever. Her emails make me cry.

This is how seriously I want the dog I am babysitting to see me. I think it’s more of a “Shaggy and Scooby” type dynamic, only where Scooby totally ignores everything Shaggy says, doesn’t talk, drive, or solve mysteries, barks like a maniac during incliment weather, and runs diagonally the street at the fastest speed possible when looked at or addressed in public. But she will sit if I tempt her with brussel sprouts or green beans. So that’s great news.

This is how seriously I want the dog I am babysitting to see me. I think it’s more of a “Shaggy and Scooby” type dynamic, only where Scooby totally ignores everything Shaggy says, doesn’t talk, drive, or solve mysteries, barks like a maniac during incliment weather, and runs diagonally the street at the fastest speed possible when looked at or addressed in public.

But she will sit if I tempt her with brussel sprouts or green beans. So that’s great news.

bobbyfinger: Flames. Flames. On the side of his face.

bobbyfinger:

Flames. Flames. On the side of his face.

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Sam and Jason are joined by returning guest Bunny McIntosh. Topics include Ghosts of Girlfriends Past, celebrity dreams, what media we’d like to expose our children to, Doctor Who and frustrations with posting on Reddit. Sam makes a big announcement.

I am taking over as co-host on the Imperial Trouble Podcast! Since I am the show’s biggest fan, obviously I AM SO PUMPED. 

Will this mean that Bunny Mcintosh becomes a snarky, self-aggrandizing “internet personality” who feels both famous and entitled to your time and attention?

Don’t worry, voice inside my head, I am riddled with weird insecurities and I think the idea of internet fame is laughable.

I blog religiously for other reasons completely, I swear. Mostly because I value each and every one of you, and you are my best friends.

Amy Pond visits Aperture Science. These are a few of my favorite things…

flashtastic replied to your photo: Here is a picture of me looking POSITIVE AND…
Not sure what is more fabulous: your hair, your eyes or your ears …

Thank you, fantasy artists, who have risen from their parents basements to provide the universes with pictures of elf chicks with giant ears. I feel much better now a days. I wish someone could go back in time and tell that to the 11 year old me, who prayed for her freckles to go away, and who tried taping her ears down on more than one occasion. Screw you, guy who drew the cover of Mad Magazine. ALL REDHEADS HATE YOU.

Here is a picture of me looking POSITIVE AND FULFILLED. Also, out of respect, I should add that the previous hilarious joke about Native Americans was largely influenced by a late night conversation with this guy. Native American jokes! Not since South Park!

Here is a picture of me looking POSITIVE AND FULFILLED.

Also, out of respect, I should add that the previous hilarious joke about Native Americans was largely influenced by a late night conversation with this guy.

Native American jokes! Not since South Park!

It’s raining. If I owned a tech support shop in India, I would insist that the customer service associates choose a Native American name just to mess with Americans. (with Indian accent) “Hello, this is Running Bear. How may I be of assistance?” “I can’t understand a damn word you’re saying. Put me on the phone with an American.” “But sir. I am an Indian. You drove us from our lands onto reservations.” “…” Mind = blown.

It’s raining. If I owned a tech support shop in India, I would insist that the customer service associates choose a Native American name just to mess with Americans.

(with Indian accent) “Hello, this is Running Bear. How may I be of assistance?”

“I can’t understand a damn word you’re saying. Put me on the phone with an American.”

“But sir. I am an Indian. You drove us from our lands onto reservations.”

“…”

Mind = blown.

WOLFTIME

WOLFTIME

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