To The Love Of My Life, Happy 6th year...

To The Love Of My Life,

Happy 6th year anniversary. You make my life a beautiful adventure, and I’m glad I married you in Las Vegas, NV on January 1, 2006. I love you passionately and endlessly. You’re the fucking best.

Here’s what I posted back then:

On Jan. 1, 2006, the resurrected bodies of my past life lovers George Washington and Benjamin Franklin ascended from Middle Earth to witness this, a most perfect union, between yours truly, Bunny Mcintosh and her dashing and wonderful husband, Richard Delicious.^*

I got married in a black dress. I won hundreds of dollars in slot machine play, and chased Weird Al Yankovic through a Caesars Palace shouting “Mr. Weird! I’m your third biggest fan. I have several of your tapes…” in a drunken bout of enthusiasm.

I will post pictures and tell you much more of my tale in a heart felt post in the not so distant future. Right now, I am decompressing by building a shed in the yard. In the mean time, be good my pretties.

_{*who we now know goes by his real name on the internet.}